Skool Smarts

Skool iz vary hard
What is the point? Eye cann spel
Alright anywaes.

Unfunny Ben

There once was a little boy named Ben
He thought when he jumped he looked funny
For his feet touched the floor
If humor had a score,
His would be negative ten!

Beauty in Life

Life is beautiful, they say.
Is that disgusting, rat-infested trash beautiful?
Does that prison filled with heinous crimials enticing to you?
Are those grotesque aliens drenched with green slime appealing?
Well, you might think that I was going to tie these all together somehow, teaching you how there is beauty in everything.
But, that's it.